Eagles Insider Used a Slow Week to Drag Every NFC East Team and It’s Pretty Brutal

Jimmy Kempski is having himself a week. The Eagles insider decided to use a quiet stretch of the offseason to take aim at every team in the NFC East, one by one. And he started with the Cowboys on Monday, then the Giants on Tuesday. The Commanders are next. He even said he’ll circle back to roast the Eagles at the end. So nobody is safe.

Kempski laid out 10 reasons why the Giants are a mess, and he didn’t hold back. He called John Harbaugh overrated, pointed out that Joe Schoen is still the general manager, and described Jaxson Dart as an injury waiting to happen. That’s not exactly content you’re going to see on the team’s official site. But that’s the point. This is a guy having fun with a notebook full of receipts.

Injury Concerns and Recovery Timelines

The real meat of the critique was about health. Kempski ran through a long list of Giants players coming off serious injuries. Running back Cam Skattebo might be ready for Week 1. But Malik Nabers is going to need more time to get back. That’s a big deal for a team that already has questions on offense.

The Giants have been one of those teams that feels like they’re always a year away. And every year, something else goes wrong. Kempski didn’t invent that narrative. He just put it in bold letters and added jokes.

This Is About Entertainment, Not Journalism

Let’s be real. This whole series is meant to be fun. Kempski isn’t pretending to hand down a final verdict on every roster. He’s doing what insiders do during dead weeks — stirring stuff up and giving fans something to argue about over lunch. But a lot of what he said about the Giants is hard to argue with. That roster has depth issues, injury issues, and front office question marks that aren’t going away.

The Cowboys got their turn on Monday. The Commanders will get theirs. And the Eagles will get their own reckoning at the end. That last one should be interesting. Because as much as Philly fans love watching their rivals get roasted, they know their own team has holes too. Kempski isn’t going to pretend otherwise.

It’s a weird slow stretch of the calendar. Divisional rivalries are always simmering. But this week, Kempski turned the heat up. And honestly, it’s a good reminder that even in the quiet months, the NFC East never really stops being entertaining.